What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 09:33
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What does it feel like wearing tights?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Quo perferendis neque at temporibus pariatur quis.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So, the docs changed it to read
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
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So they tried
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
No way
share office space ...
Then came..
Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
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Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
An Optometrist Is Begging People To Stop This Common Habit ASAP - AOL.com
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
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